lifes a game softball is serious

Aug 27
Aug 27

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

Aug 27

teenagedirtbag-teenagedream:

oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

I read that as ‘Prostitution is my only talent’ and
Aug 27

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

Aug 27

highsocksandasmile:

So I’m just gonna cry about baseball for the rest of my life.

Aug 27

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

Aug 27

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

Aug 27
  • me: i like this character
  • person: ok
  • me: no you dont understand
Aug 27

dualscarsmanlyscreams:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

asexuals have the whole world as their oyster

Aug 27

edwad:

bobbyhoying:

davidmuirswife:

monetizeyourcat:

cameos:

how do we create more jobs

the economy

If Americans bought more American made products, we could be making more jobs.

the economy

gay marriage