lifes a game softball is serious

Jul 27

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

Jul 27

quote If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

— That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)
Jul 27
baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

Jul 27

thegreenjellyfishie:

allthefluffybunnies:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

Sometimes I question in-dream if that’s actually happening.

NO WE HAVE THE LONGEST FUCKING WEBCOMIC EVER TO EXPLAIN TO YOU ALL WHY THAT IS A
HORRIBLE IDEA
Jul 27

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

Jul 27

zooborns:

Tiny Dik-dik Plays Big Sister at Chester Zoo

A tiny Kirk’s Dik-dik antelope, which was hand-reared by keepers after being rejected by her mom, has stepped in to help her much smaller sibling. Eight-month-old Aluna is playing the big sister to new arrival Neo at Chester Zoo in England.

Read the rest of this story at Zooborns

Jul 27

Nick Jonas - New Era

Jul 27

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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Jul 27
lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

Jul 27

catsbeaversandducks:

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!